another assignment done.

April 28, 2008

thank the good lord that this one’s finished.

the fruits of labour.

courtesy of overheard in new york

The Part Where They Have Manners?

Latina chick, in Spanish, after Korean tourist trips into her: Listen, you son of a bitch — don’t touch me, you faggot! You get me, asshole?!
Friend: Haha, babe, like this asshole understands what you’re saying?
Korean tourist, in Spanish: I lived in Puerto Rico for two years.
Latina chick, in English: Oh, word? What part?

- A train

Overheard by Graham Davis, Nov 25, 2007.

god, i can’t wait to go.